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Burt Staysuit

Mr. Staysuit is an award winning adult film star. He's always brimming with confidence as he hits on anyone within arms distance. His house consists of glass walls and he's often seen parading around nude. Point Dunes's Mayor E. Gough has made several unsuccessful attempts to have Burt leave town.

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